- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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