A black succeeds

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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