wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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lebron

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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