- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

womens rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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