- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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im gay

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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