- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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