Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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A lot eh?

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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