Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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