A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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