- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Want to hear a joke? No.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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