Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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