Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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silver bullet?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Women's Rights

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