2 women were sitting quietly.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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