What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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9/11

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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agp

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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