Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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wnba

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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