- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Womens' rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

like for a handjob.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

stop it ryan vallee

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Penis-Pump

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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