Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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A jew go out of a bar

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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