A child with cancer grows up.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

asian drivers.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Don't think of granny porn

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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