What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the child step on a ball?

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

stop it ryan vallee

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats better than 24................. 25

a catholic priest and a young boy

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