Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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