- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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