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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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