- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Barack Obama is a good president.

woman's rights

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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