- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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