yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Lacrosse

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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