- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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