A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What's 6+2? 16

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Women's rights.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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