- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

balls in ya mouf

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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