What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Robin, get in the car.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Womens Sports

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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9/11.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Anti Joke

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