I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

KILL WHITEY

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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