- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

why am I writing this...im bored

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why didn't he finish his

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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