All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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KILL WHITEY

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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