What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Women's Rights...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Poop.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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