Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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I'm Spartacus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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