- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

Gay rights

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

wanna hear a joke? no

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Popsicles

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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