9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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