What rhymes with you? You.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Yee

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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