There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Obama.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats annoying and black? black people

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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