How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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i was molested.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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make me a sandwich!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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