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Yee

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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women's rights

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Obama.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Anti Joke

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