Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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