What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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nick toth

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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