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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Matt Damon

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A russian gives away vodka.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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