two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What's a small person? A midget

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Watch your lips.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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