- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Hearpin my durp

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Jason Connor.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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