- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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