How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

My mom caught me masturbating.

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