Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Feet

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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