what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Penis.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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