Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Women's rights

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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